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 Posted - 02 Mar 2005 : 16:17:29
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In response to lj's question, "Who invented fried eggs?"
My great grandmother who knew just the right combo of butter and Crisco to make the edges of the egg crispy and the yolk oozy!
Why do auctioneers talk super-duper fast?
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Posted - 02 Mar 2005 : 20:26:38
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Because they don't want you to know that their products are quality JUNK!
Why am I watching Dr. Phil?
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Posted - 02 Mar 2005 : 20:34:48
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Okay, I'm not answering your question. One of the mom's featured on that program is from here in Independence, MO, and her story is absolutely heartbreaking. Her husband took her kids for the weekend, and the children have not been seen since. The husband was found by a river with a gun in his hands. He now sits in jail and will not say where his children are or whether or not they're even alive. It's disgusting that he would rob his ex of her children. Absolutely dispicable.
The people here in town (it's where I live) have been amazing in their support. I saw a truck last week that had the missing sign enlarged and posted in the rear window. Each of the stores here have signs, and people still continue to help search for the kids.
Sorry, I just felt compelled to post.
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Posted - 02 Mar 2005 : 21:02:09
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Sorry mindy. My dad taped a show the other afternoon and Dr. Phil was afetr it. It's a repeat -- it's not the one you're referring to. It's about some dumb guy who is complaining to Dr. Phil that the people on the show who complain about their problems are really stupid and are crazy and no one wants to hear about their problems.  What a jerk! However, the one you are referring to is very sad and I hope the children are found and are healthy. Also that the woman who withheld the information from the police faces some charges and that the mother in this case gets full custody of her children and can be happy again.
Sorry for the misunderstanding, I should have been more clear.
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Posted - 02 Mar 2005 : 23:16:34
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Which only leaves me to ask.....
Why do people sometimes feel the need to rant/rave about something?
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Posted - 03 Mar 2005 : 01:54:58
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Because some people's very fuel is complaining or going on and on and on about something just like the Energizer bunny.
Why do I know quite a bit about computers, but then when it comes to something simple right in front of my face I can't figure it out?
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Posted - 03 Mar 2005 : 06:45:09
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Your brain was developed by Micro-soft
Why do people who make speeches that are HOUR`s long always start with " i wont keep you just a few quick words"
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Posted - 03 Mar 2005 : 15:35:00
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They have no concept of time. A second=24 minutes and 38 seconds. Couple of minutes=4 hours 2 mintues and 40 seconds.
Why are some churches holding Easter celebrations after Easter?
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Posted - 03 Mar 2005 : 17:54:26
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Someone forget to tell them it had been moved forward?
Why are the best laid plans of men always the same as the ones that mice have
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Posted - 03 Mar 2005 : 20:19:21
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Because mice and men DON'T have second tries
Could you imagine what the world would be like if Ben Stiller was in every single movie?
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Posted - 03 Mar 2005 : 20:31:33
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Well, let's see. We'd see "The Passion of the Dodgeball," followed by "Forrest Zoolander," oh and don't forget about "Cable Guy and the Temple of Doom."
Why is the Dept. of Motor Vehicles the world's most sluggish location?
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Posted - 03 Mar 2005 : 21:08:58
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Because the vehicles do the work and workers lounge around in them. 
(Mindy -- loved the answer to my question! )
Why is broccoli green?
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Posted - 04 Mar 2005 : 00:26:01
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Because if it was yellow it would be too darn hilarious to eat.
Why can't I understand one set of voices when a bunch are talking?
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Posted - 04 Mar 2005 : 15:57:11
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Well, you're not actually supposed to listen to the voices in your head.
(GSF, thanks!!! I loved the question!)
Why is it that you exercise and exercise and exercise, but you still don't loose the flab?
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Posted - 04 Mar 2005 : 20:40:26
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Because if the fat came from White Goodman, there's no chance in the world you're gonna lose it! So, just do the milkshake dance! *my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...*
Why do some of the Joe Boxer smilies not have eyes?
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Posted - 04 Mar 2005 : 20:46:16
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Because Joe Boxer wants to scare the public with their eyeless mutant smiley faces.
Why do I come up with weird phrases like "eyeless mutant smiley faces?"
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Posted - 04 Mar 2005 : 21:27:04
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Because only cool people come up with phrases like that and you're a cool person
Why is it that you always make an idiot out of yourself in front of a guy you like?
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Posted - 04 Mar 2005 : 21:30:22
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Because there's this magnet sort of thing, you see, and when the guy gets near you, it triggers a switch in your brain that tells you to act like a fool. Most females experience this at some point. I think guys do too, but there is no proof as I am not one myself.
Why isn't French easy to learn?
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Posted - 05 Mar 2005 : 10:16:34
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Because if it was easy everyone would learn and then everyone would speak french and there would be no other languages.
Why do we want to learn things that are of no earthly use to us? for example how many people used the library this week?
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Posted - 05 Mar 2005 : 10:29:14
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So that we can APEAR smart
Why am I still up at 3:27 AM? lol
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